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Showing posts with label Ramblings. Show all posts

Unfinished Piece

Category: , , By FreaKo

1001 It was well into spring and the sun shone in its splendorous best. I filled my chest with a breath of the cold morning air, looked towards the sun and closed my eyes; presenting a brilliant crimson screen displaying psychedelic patterns to the rhythm of the violins and a piano that played in my ears.

I sat there on my knees, holding my breath for a moment, letting the air cleanse my soul that sought absolution. I thought about life. I didn’t think about death, after all it was inevitable. 

1003 I looked at life everywhere. And life looked the same everywhere. There was pain and anguish everywhere. Always! Everyone bent their back carrying burden on them, men, women, children, trying to find the way, trying to find their destination. Everyone traveled the same path, in their babelesque journey, only worried about the burden on their back.

Life is a strange being. It lets you see the magnificent vistas, it lets you see joy and happiness, it lets you see the amazing thing that this world is, yet it ensures you are blind.

To be completed at some point in time..

 


Perus Narpk - Bach's 'Hilarious' Last Symphony?

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30-map How gullible is our media? How much do we trust them when they say, "reliable-sources" "not wanting to be named or identified" etc. How much of the news on our mainstream media is true and what percentage is not "sexed-up"? Tough one?

My conjecture is that except for the weather and the scores in the various sports news, everything is sexed-up for editorial compliance. This is the age where rumors are considered as authentic news and then there would be detailed analysis of these rumors as to how it is going to affect everyone (in reality, no one).

An hilarious prank, pulled out by a Goan blogger-group by the name of Pen Pricks, shamed many of India's media biggies and exposed them.

Many of the media houses in Goa and Karnataka received an e-mail from the Hamman Smit, the press officer for Perus Narpk, on Shede Road in Berlin, the Intelligence Wing of the German Chancellor's Core (Whatever that was supposed to mean) claiming to have captured a Nazi war criminal for allegedly having killed thousands in a concentration camp called Marsha Tikash Whanaab. The e-mail, it is claimed, contained a detailed press release where it described how the octogenarian, revealed his identity to an Israeli couple at rave party in Goa following which he was nabbed near the border of Goa and Karnataka.

However, the adrenalin leaking faux-media of our country failed to read between the lines of this hoax and exposed their immaturity in the business they are in and at the same time revealed the tenacity and zeal with which they publish vague news articles as authenticated by "unidentified sources" who "do not wish to be named" (most likely the illusions of the writer who might be on a high).

You name it, Times of India, Indian Express, The Telegraph, Deccan Herald, Rediff.com et al, jumped in to damn the 18th century German musician as a Nazi criminal, in hilariously detailed news reports some of which reported in detail as to how Bach traveled around the globe before he "reached India", "got apprehended", and got "airlifted to Berlin". Some of these media, even damned the Indian police and authorities for not having any clue of the covert German operation, that in reality never took place.

Apparently, Perus Narpk is a anagram for Super Prank and the concentration camp of Marsha Tikash Whanaab did not exist (not even on the internet) uptill yesterday when the hoax was revealed by Pen Pricks. There were many clues that these so called journalists and editors did not catch when the author of the e-mail told he was "hamming" and that his office was on a "shady road" in Berlin and that his office had a name which was an anagram for Super Prank. 

The hilarious "story" is still available on the website of The Telegraph, which even has a map showing the travel path adopted by Bach, Indian Express and Deccan Herald. According to the map on telegraph, Bach having traveled to Yemen is "unconfirmed", which means, they were able to confirm the rest? The story on DNA is even more funny, where they added a new twist to it. They claimed that Bach an "alleged accomplice of Adolph Hitler" was "nabbed" by Indian authorities along with the GCC (German Chancellor's Core) and that Bach gave them a slip "while being transported in a taxi and entered the Khanapur forest in Belgaum district on the Goa-Karnataka border" where he was caught again.

Poor old Bach, must be turning in his grave. O' God! Where art thou? (wiping tears after a good laugh)

Pen Pricks' is a group of journalists from Goa who manage a blog by the same name, the purpose of which, according to the blog, is to "Discover the rotund flanks and the shaggy underbelly of the Goan media. And of course, the rare honest rib."

 


The Office Memo

Category: , By FreaKo

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A funny post on the usage of language brought back memories of an office memo which, then, had made me roll on the dirty carpet of the office, in laughter.
Rampanheart’s post Save English, shows the ways in which people try to show off their newly learned vocabulary by using it in every conversation they have, irrespective of the fact that they do not know when, where and how to use these. Coming back to my story, it was about 5 years ago. The organization was pretty new and it was still in the process of getting its entire infrastructure in place, however they had started their operations. As all of us were new to the organization, right from top to bottom, the lady handling the HR department issued a circular that each one of us had to sign. The circular was borne out of the need for a disciplined work force which respected the ethics of the organizations and represented the organization’s professionalism in every aspect right from the kind of cloths the workforce wore. In short, probably the management didn’t take it too lightly to the fact that they were paying for people who strolled through their premises in torn and gunshot jeans or noodle strap spaghettis and stilettos.

So as I sat at my desk and burning up the calories pretending to work, which is the actual work I do, I heard a giggle at one end of the room! Girls and their silly jokes, I thought! A few seconds later the same giggle but in a different voice! Nothing can bother me while I am pretending and I let it go thinking it might be some stupid girl joke that they always seem to have in their conversations. A few minutes later, a register like book is thrust in front of my face and HR executive who did this act told me to sign on the circular. Remember, these were the days when e-mails were not common and only the privileged few owned an account, an e-mail account that is!

I read the memo and was stunned for a moment and wondered if I am in heaven and for once I was in concurrence with the policies of human resource, laughing my behinds out I signed on then memo. It read:

Men: On weekdays you should be wearing formals and on Saturdays, casuals
wear is allowed.
Women: On weekdays you should be dressed moderately and on
Saturdays, casuals wear is allowed.
 


Things I Do

Category: By FreaKo
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Here is a partial list of things I do most in a day!

Eat, eat and eat?
Nope I am on a diet… only because; no one is willing to give me a company to the cafeteria within five minutes of returning from there!

Yawn?
Yes I do that plenty of time, that keeps me busy while at work, pretending to be busy creating the groundbreaking, Organizational Operational Procedures & Systems, which I lovingly call OOPS! I guess everyone has got a wind of it. Everyone seems to say OOPS when I am spotted and walks the other way, probably thinking that I may ask from where they got to know about it.

Switching channels?
This is my favorite weekend game! I can switch channels faster than Superman can wear his underwear! I have switched 42 channels in 60 seconds and I am bloody consistent at that, not like the Indian Cricket Team! Beat that!

Think?
Hehe I was only kidding :P

F9?
I keep hitting the F9 on Outlook so that all the latest mails are downloaded. I have hit the key so many times in the past many years that it does not work now. I called up help desk and told them that I am not receiving any mails and they said that’s probably because no one was sending me any! So I created a filter where it forwards any mail sent by me and to me, to me. Now I have a mail coming in every second! (I would love to see the look on the System Admin’s face when he finds out that his servers are being bombarded by his own servers :D)

Now you must be getting an idea of how jobless a blogger can be?
 


News Today

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Savor this, the headlines on Times Now for their 11:00 AM news show:

A news caster shouts into the microphone with music in the background as she announces the headlines. The first one is about Jaipur taking on Delhi in the first semifinal in the Indian Premier League. [That is the biggest thing happening in India today? What a bland place has it become!] More music in the background. She shouts again informing about something that happened in the Nitish Katara Murder Case [Thanks to the criminal tendencies of Indians, there is fodder for the media] And the music still continues. Another scream into the microphone informing rise in petrol prices tomorrow, though not authenticated news. [Wow! Rumours are news these days!] The crass music is still playing in the background. The newscaster is still testing her vocal strength when she tells us yet aging today that there are inconsistencies in the Arushi Murder case [Inconsistencies in reporting that is] and the music is building up to a climax as she shouts for one last time about Musharraf s not stepping down. [OK that is fine] and the build up music dies as the video shows Arnab's pet screaming beauty who has more make up than news in her.

That was too much for me and I decide to get ready for Work. I do not want to rape my medulla oblongata anymore!
 


Destiny

Category: , , By FreaKo
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Today, I chanced upon three different blogs by three different people on three different topics. Yet they seemed to have a certain bond, a certain and minute reference to destiny.

While
Rahul’s medium(by far the most direct reference to destiny) was a discussion about ‘Kieslowski’s the Three Colours, Red (The third part of the trilogy, Three Colours, Blue, White and Red), Evita argues about how people end up doing things other than what they could have done, and MysticSaint used spirituality to convey his thoughts. Although, all the three posts were discussions on different topics, Movies, career and spirituality, all the tree posts had a certain characteristics in them which related to destiny.

Three Colours Red, uses certain fictional cues to tell the audience that everything happening around us is for a reason and each of these incidents are a cue to our destiny. As per the movie, according to Rahul, life is after all not random and mere chance but predestined. It tells us how Auguste’s life is just a mirror of the Judge’s past!

Let’s take a look at Evita’s story here now. I am not going into the virtues of the system that is being questioned by Evita rather I would like to use this story to elaborate on the relationship, or lack of it, between chance and destiny. Evita’s subjects, mostly and almost always ends up doing something else than what they are cut out to do. Probably she is blaming the prevailing socio-economic conditions or perhaps the destiny of her subjects was already written.

MysticSaint tells us a story of love and compassion and we need to look at the destiny of the crippled birdling. The bird was let to die without wings and without legs, however, the wasp showing us what love is all about, was feeding the hungry chick so that it lives. Perchance, the bird was destined to live.

But what is destiny? Is it just an indicator of what your life is or is it just an excuse? People have a tendency to ordain their success or failure to destiny and yet there is a class of people who would not give a destiny a chance and fight it out till they succeed.

Destiny is the end of the path that one paves for everyone. The moment on starts thinking of one’s self, he has given failure a chance to conquer him and everyone. When one disregards the other, one has disregarded himself and everyone.

Tat-Twam-Asi, Thou Art That!

The moment you disregard your fellow being, you are disregarding your selves because according to Tat-Twam-Asi, you are that and you are discarding yourselves.
 


UPDATE 1: Phantom of the Blogosphere (ബ്ലോഗോളിതില്ലേ പ്രേധം)

Category: By FreaKo
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Before you read further, I seriously suggest that you read the previous post. Not that it is going to enrich your intelligence anymore than an hour of viewing WWE wrestling, but it would give you a perspective of this post.

The phantom has not yet been reined. It is still roaming around the Kerala Bloggers community unseen and mostly unknown wrecking havoc on postings by members, especially anything related to one particular member. Strange things are happening, posts getting deleted, people leave comments on the blog and that gets deleted, either I am too popular or this internet is haunted!


Here is the sequence of events for today:

A little help before your proceed
Post = Posts on the Orkut community
Comments = Comments left on the blog


1. I Post and it gets deleted.
2. I post again and it gets deleted.
3. I get in touch with
owner of the community and he says that he is the only moderator of the community and he has not yet seen my post and requests me to check with Orkut on the disappearing act performed by certain posts (Mohanlal would love this trick, I guess)
4.
Amooma replies to my post
5. My post is deleted
6. I inform the
owner again of the new incident and he tells me that he too had seen the post but not anymore. We decide to check our account passwords
7. I post again, replying to
Amooma’s post. (At this point I thought everything was over)
8. Now all the posts after 143 are missing! the Albert Einstein in me thinks of a possible black hole on the internet (A possibility of it getting named after meeeee :P)
9. I shoot out mails to Orkut and Google to see if they can unearth anything from their logs.
10. I post again, this time I give a full 5 points, just to see if anything happens.
11. I get a comment from an unknown
kuhorj who says,
Comment:“yesterday when i visited the page on orkut ur score and some comments about that site was also there....i think the comment was like "it is not a blog...."
12.
Kuhorj, deletes his comments immediately and I am not sure why? (Ahem!). This was at 9:19 PM IST
13. Now as I check,
Kuhorj has posted his comments again. [9:39 PM]
Comment: [yesterday when i visited the orkut forum i found ur comments and ur score for that person. i even noticed it and u commented something like....its not a blog....]
14. At this point Sony has replied to the post.


Fingers crossed :)
 


Phantom of the Blogosphere (ബ്ലോഗോളിതില്ലേ പ്രേധം)

Category: By FreaKo
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I don’t know why but for some strange reasons it seems that a stranger does not like me.

I joined a community called Kerala Bloggers some time back and now was the time when I got the chance to check it out. There is this section where every one provides the link to their blog and the next person rates it between 1 and 10. Not to be left out, your’s truly too joined the bandwagon.

I gave the jerk who posted before me a 0.5 out of a whole 10 just because the link he provided was not a blog, but a sad website, which I am sure took a lot of family time to design and perfect (if that is called perfection). Then with a sense of pride, I post the link to my loud and proud blog (which no one reads other than the ones I force to or me). I check the posting if everything is fine.

Next day, I login to check if anyone has scored for me and lo, what do I see? My posting has been deleted! I am furious, I am sure I had clicked the “submit” button. Anyways I do the same thing I did the last day and with a sense of pride, I post again. The only difference being that I gave a 1.5 in place of 0.5 (I was wondering if the jerk didn’t like the score I gave him last time, so I gave him another full point to keep him happy). And today when I check again, hoping to get rave reviews for my blog with a ‘holier than thou’ attitude (well most of the personal blogs behave that way), my post has been deleted AGAIN. I am sure it is the jerk who has deleted it, just because I gave him a score that he deserved! Karthave! Aa Paapi, cheyunethu, avan ariyinilla! Avanodu proukanme! (Hey god old lord! The sinner doesn’t realize his actions! Please forgive him!)

But yours truly is not going to give it up without a fight! I am as persistent as a child can be. I will keep on posting till the phantom deleter gets tired. Thanks to high speed corporate internet connections, the world is a bloggier space to live in!
 


Friends?

Category: By FreaKo

Read somewhere on the internet:

It's weird how you go from being strangers to being friends to being more than friends to being practically strangers... and it all happens so fast.

 


Frost's imagery

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From the most widely admired and reputed American poets of the 20th century, Robert Frost, two poems that I happened to read a few minutes ago:

The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

There is a multitude of meanings hidden below the surface of these four stanzas of Frost’s ‘The Road Not Taken’. Some believe that Frost was referring to his own life. ‘The Road Not Taken’ is a mirror for almost each one of us as we look back at our own lives and think of the opportunities that we may have missed. On a more philosophical note, Frost might be conveying that fate is in one’s own hands and one’s present and future is nothing but the results of our actions in our past.

And here is one of the more popular of Forst’s contribution to this world:

Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening

Whose woods these are I think I know,
His house is in the village though.
He will not see me stopping here,
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer,
To stop without a farmhouse near,
Between the woods and frozen lake,
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake,
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep,
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

This one reminds me of my school days when we had to memorize almost all of the poems in our language class text books and this so happened to be one of my favorites (In fact I adorned my final year college year book, with excerpts from this poem on the first page).

Like most of Frost’s poems, ‘Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening’, can be read on many Levels and the same time you can ignore this fact and still enjoy the surface meaning. This is one the eerie poem’s from Frost and at the same time it is beautifully evocative at the surface. Beyond the imagery that Frost has sketched, there is a strong Sleep and Death metaphor. Another thing that you cannot miss is the rhyming scheme used (aaba).

Dissecting this poem has never been an easy task for me, primarily, because I could not (or rather I did not want to) get together the surface level beauty of this poem with darker connotations. Frost, tells us about this person, who rides in to the deep jungle to give up his life.

The horse notices that something is wrong as there is no one else there other than the two of them, while the speaker is struggling with his choice, stuck between a rock and a hard stone (My little horse must think it queer / To stop without a farmhouse near, / Between the woods and frozen lake…). The metaphor doesn’t stop here. All this happens on the darkest day of the year, the winter solstice, the darkest day in his life (his sadness, depression and isolation). In the third stanza, the horse becomes the voice in his head and shakes him back to reality. He hears the sound of the wind and also sees that the winds can blow away all his worries as the downy snow flakes would cover it all.

In the end the speaker realizes that though death (the deep dark snow covered woods) is the answer to his problems, it is not the answer the wants as he has got a lot many more promises to keep before he went to sleep.

Go ahead and indulge in more Frost. :)
 


Free Bird

Category: By FreaKo
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be travelling on now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see
But if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same


'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you can not change
Oh! And the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot चंगे
Lord knows I can’t चंगे


Bye bye, baby, it's been a sweet love,
Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take it so badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame
But if I stay here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same


Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you can not change
Oh! And the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Lord help me I can't change

Lord I can't change,
Won't you fly high, Free Bird